Stallions Seek Molson Cup ThreePeat at Annual Zion Park CFL Summer Festivus!

(Zion National Park, Utah)_Since 2008 Mike's CFL Stallions have been the flagship franchise of the Zion Football League's Canadian brand of armchair football. Highlighting their incredible two year run, the Stallions captured back to back Molson Cup tournament championship crowns in 2009-10. The big, bad, and blue Stallions have also won 42 CFL games while losing only 27 (18 of them in 2008) for an winning percentage of over sixty percent. The super Stallions did suffer a 45-15 gelding in 2009's Birthday Bowl XXXII at the hands of Coach Doug Spendlove's Canadian Football League All Stars. That stunning upset has since motivated the CFL's best armchair football team as the Stallions rolled to an impressive 20-6 win-loss record since, including winning last year's Molson Cup Crown.

The Stallions welcome all of the ZFL's Canadian powerhouses, armchair football junkies, and wannabes to attend the ninth annual Molson Cup to be held on Saturday June 5th, at Mike's cabin inside Zion National Park. Mike will provide a spaghetti festivis that will showcase his meatballs of all sizes. Molson Cup pre-game activities will kick off at 11:00 am.

Molson Cup Notes
The Stallions have never lost a Molson Cup tournament game, while earning six wins and two titles…Doug's CFL Thunder have appeared in the last three Molson Cup championship games…Preston's Canadian Pimp Wagon won last January's CFL Zion Cup by outscoring Shawn's CFL Assassins 59-42 in the title tilt…Tony's Toronto Tweakers won back to back Molson Cups in 2003 and 2005…No Molson Cup was held in 2004…Tony's Tweaks hold the record for the most points scored in a Molson Cup championship game (with 62) against Doug's Thunder (21) in 2005…The Thunder clapped the Tweaks 57-46 in 2007's Molson Cup VI title contest…

CFL Stallions Nuke Canadian Pimp Wagon 60-21 in Scenic East Virgin!

(Virgin, Utah)_The sleepy hamlet of East Virgin played host to an exciting ZFL Canadian Football League armchair football exhibition game on May 16th that featured two current Canadian Champions.
Mike's two-timin' Molson Cup Champion Stallions faced off against Preston's Zion Cup Champs before a big crowd at Susie and Shawn's scenic home in East Virgin. The super Stallions rushed for four touchdowns to set up their hot passing game and a big 29-7 first half lead. Preston rolled some amazing dice to scored on a 95 yard TD kick-off return to pull within 29-21 to start the second half. Still the Canadian Pimp Wagon was unable to keep up with the high scoring Stallions, who rolled some amazing dice themselves, blitzing Preston's Canadian defense for 31 straight points to roll to a 60-21 win.
With the impressive rout, the Stallions improved to a record of 8 wins and 3 losses in 2010, heading into the Molson Cup, to be held on June 5th in Zion National Park.

Shawn's Assassins Pump Posse 47-33 in Zion Bowl XXVI Third Place Game!

(Zion National Park, Utah)Although Zion National Park's favorite ZFL armchair football team, Mike's Posse, jumped out to a quick 14-0 lead, Shawn's big and bad Assassins held steady, and rallied behind some hot and fierce dice rolling to crush the struggling Posse 47-33 in the third place game of Zion Bowl XXVI. Held on May 15th at Posse Pavilion in Zion National Park, the Zion Bowl Third Place Game featured lots of offense and excellent dice rolling, most of it by the Assassins, who scored six touchdowns in the contest. The tough Assassin defense broke open a close game in the middle of the second quarter when they rudely sacked Posse QB Mike "Anthony Calvillo" Large for a Safety which the opportunistic, and deadly, Assassin offense quickly turned into a 53 yard touchdown strike and stunning 16-14 halftime lead. The Assassins kept on rolling, ripping off a 31-3 second half run that gave them a huge 47-17 lead in the middle of the fourth quarter. The Posse then launched two desperation fourth quarter TD passes (complete with ensuing 2-point conversions) to make the final score a seemingly close 47-33 Assassin ZFL Tournament Game victory.
The win elevates Shawn's Assassins (2-2) into eight place in the current 2010 Zion Football League standings, while Mike's slumping Posse (3-5) slides headfirst into ninth place.

Tony's Stoners Smoke John's Nighthawks 24-14 and Capture Zion Bowl XXVI!

(Zion National Park, Utah)_Tony Iverson's Stoners got
a little bit higher in the Zion Football League record book as they surprised the Zion Football League by winning the prestigious Zion Bowl tournament, defeating John
Denney's nasty Nighthawks 24-14 in the championship game. Tony's victorious romp inside Zion highlighted a 13 team tournament held at Mike's warm cabin on windy and cool Sunday May 2nd. As the 2010 Zion Bowl Champions, Tony's Stoners now own the third best all-time ZFL record for championship titles with twelve.
Mike's green chili and spanish rice led a Stinko de Miko buffet that featured great food from all over southern Utah. Good times, exciting armchair football, and the scenic backdrop of Zion National Park made for another successful and memorable Zion Bowl experience.

Zion Bowl Notes
Tony's Stoners returned an errant Nighthawk pass 60 yards for a touchdown with five plays left in the game to secure the Zion Bowl Crown…John's Nighthawks scored on a eight yard TD double reverse on the second to the last play to edge Shawn's Assassins 42-38 in semi-final action…The pumped up Stoners blocked two Posse punts, returning one for a TD, in a 45-13 semi-final romp over Mike…Madame K rushed for four touchdowns in a 41-14 meltdown of Helen's Mynx in the opening round…Tyler's Pimp Nation became the ZFL's newest expansion team in a 35-13 loss to the Blue Devils…Doug's Parowan threw a 57 yard TD strike late in the fourth quarter to oust Jim's Gold Miners 38-35 in the first round…