Mike's CFL Stallions Rolling High In February Furlough Festivus!

(Zion National Park, Utah) Even though Mike's two-timin' Molson Cup Champion Stallions were upset 32-26 by Jim's powerful Gold Miners in the opening round of last month's Zion Cup I tournament, the Zion Park-based CFL armchair football squad has proved to be unstoppable ever since.
On January 30th the big, bad, and blue Stallions rolled over Preston's Zion Cup Champion Canadian Pimp Wagon by the score of 64-35 at the awesome Thunderdome in dusty road-construction-challenged Hurricane. The following week the Stallions roared into the sleepy hamlet of Virgin and crushed Shawn's always tough CFL Assassins 56-38. Continuing to enjoy his furlough, Mike flew his mighty CFL team into St. George on February 11th. There the hot Stallions faced off against their bitter rivals, Tony's Toronto Tweakers. In a classic CFL armchair game, the Stallions sacked the Tweak's late two-point conversion pass attempt to escape Dixie with an heart-stopping 58-56 win.
At the conclusion of the victory over the always tough Tweakers, Stallion Coach Mike Large invited any CFL armchair football powers or wannabes to Zion National Park to play his Molson Cup Champs at scenic Stallion Stadium. "Problem is" Large noted "Is that my Stallions are always very strong at home, and it's usually a pretty rowdy crowd". The Stallions have won 16 out of their last 20 games.