Canadian Pimp Wagon Zaps Zion Cup !

Mike provided a spaghetti feast which featured meatballs of all sizes. Doug's salad and Helen's deserts added to a great holiday buffet beneath the snow covered cliffs of Zion National Park.
Zion Cup Notes_ZFL Hall of Famer Randy Mounts dropped by to greet the crowd and set the stage for the Zion Cup as he pulled names out of the hat, deciding first round match ups…Jim's Gold Miner defense had both a 96 yard TD interception return and a 87 yard TD interception return in their semi-final loss to the Canadian Pimp Wagon…The Assassins scored touchdowns on a punt return, a blocked punt return, a kick-off return, and recovered a fumble in the end zone while rolling up 10 TDs and winning an offensive battle 69-52 over Doug's Thunder in the semi-finals…Doug threw 5 TD passes in that loss…Mike's Stallions overcame a 17-8 halftime deficit and roared back to a 26-18 fourth quarter lead over Jim's Gold Miners in the opening round... The Gold Miners then scored two touchdowns within the last twelve plays to stun the Stallions 32-26…


4 Comments:
Coach Preston sure knows how to drive that Canadian Pimp Wagon! Plus he's kinda cute...
There is plenty of room for any Zion Hoes... or Chicks in my Pimp Wagon
I TOLD YOU TO GET OF THAT GOD DAMN COMPUTER AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!
WHO OR WHAT THE HELL IS A CANADIAN PIMP WAGON!?!? IS THAT A PORN SITE?!?
THIS ZION FOOTBALL LEAGUE SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE TO PARTY!
With names like the "Stoners" "GutterSluts" and "Posse" (not to be confused with Pussy) its hard not to think of the ZFL as being a get together of partying old men!
This father should be terrified to allow his precious princess around the horny old men of the Zion Football League, and even to be associated with another female who is known as a GutterSlut.
But this "Zion Chick" might not be as innocent or naiive as any of us might assume.. They say, all it took for the Canadian Pimp Wagon to get her attention was to stand there and yell "ALL ABOARD!!!"
She couldn't resist!
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