Stoners Score & Smoke Riffian Invitational XXIX Gold!

(Zion National Park, Utah) Tony's Stoners ripped through the 29th annual Riffian Invitational, held on October 24, 2009, as they scored an amazing 208 points in four games and rolled up their 12th Zion Football League title. The Stoners outscored Barb's Ghostriders 52-31 in the championship game to cap off a high-scoring afternoon in which the hot Stoner offense scored 59, 55, 42, and 52 points in four games with outstanding play calling and super cool dice rolling.
Riffian Invitational XXIX showcased not only exciting armchair football, but also a most excellent buffet that was highlighted by Mike's green chili and spanish rice. The Spendove's chicken and beef enchiladas were a crowd favorite as were Helen's deserts. The beautiful fall colors around Mike's cabin in Zion National Park provided an colorful setting for the Zion Football League's oldest and perhaps most prestigious tournament.
Riffian Invitational Notes
Barb's Ghostriders rushed for six touchdowns in their 49-20 semi-final victory over Jim's Gold Miners...The Stoners outscored Helen's Mynx 21-7 in the second half of their semi-final game to win 42-28...Shawn's Assassins threw nine interceptions in a 42-28 loss to the Gold Miners in quarter-final action...Gary's expansion Rebels kicked a 5 yard field goal on the last play of the game to avoid a shut out in a 55-3 loss to the Stoners in the quarter-finals...Mike's Posse missed four out of five field goal attempts in a 34-31 quarter-final loss to the menacin' Mynx...Twelve touchdowns were scored in Shawndoggle's 49-33 win over Kathy's Madame K in the opening round...The Assassins scored on a six yard Halfback Pass to slip past Doug's Parowan 31-28 in a opening round battle...The Stoners threw five touchdowns to out-offense John's Nighthawks 59-35 and knock the Nighties out in the first round...