Assassins Seek to Defend Holiday Bowl Crown and Become ZFL's Best Team for Second Straight Year!
(St George, Utah)_The Zion Football League is happy to announce that the 19th annual Holiday Bowl will be held on Sunday, December 19, at Beau & O's sweet home in St. George, Utah. Beau and Candi will offer up a holiday feast featuring barbeque beef and pork. Other excellent treats from throughout the ZFL will also grace the festive feast. Beau's "North Pole" has even been erected as the Fisher Nation pulls out all the stops for the ZFL holiday treat. Holiday Bowl XIX will kick off at 10 am local Saint George time.The winner of this year's Holiday Bowl has an excellent chance of capturing the league's best tournament record and earning the title of 2010's best ZFL team. Due to the overall balance in the ZFL this year, the league's standings show that seven different ZFL teams could finish in first place (or tied). Should Shawn's Assassins win their third straight tourney, they will vault to the top of the ZFL. However, should the Assies lose then the possibilities boggle the mind. Five other ZFL powerhouses (Cowboys, Heat, Nighthawks, Stoners, and Blue Devils) could finish first, depending on how other ZFL teams place in the tourney.
The Zion Football League has never experienced a year where so many teams were in contention for first place this late in the year. That doesn't even factor in the possibilties of ZFL superpowers like the Gold Miners, Parowan, Mynx, or Posse sneeking in and taking the title, and setting the ZFL standings on their head. Whatever the result, the Zion Football League thanks all of it's great teams, coaches, and fans for a great and fun 2010 season!
Holiday Bowl Notes
Shawn's Assassins won last year's Holiday Bowl with a 50-7 detoxing of Tony's Stoners in the title tilt…The largest Zion Football League tournament ever held, 18 teams, was captured by Mike's Posse in 2008's Holiday Bowl XVII…
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Sources say Blue Devils Head Coach Preston Bowling will be travelling north to the frozen dumps known as Richfield Ut to be with his daughter. This should be a gift to the rest of the league by giving another team a chance to win this years title. What does he want in return? "Its been a great year with many teams excelling, I would like to see the Assies knocked out, and to have a team still seeking their first ZFL crown of the season win it," he says. But he wishes all coaches the best of luck and a very Merry Christmas!
All permits and licenses have been granted for the Holiday Bowl ZFL Tournament at the Fisher house in ST. George.
It appears that the Fisher NORTH POLE ERECTION is upright and solid. We believe that this erection is ready and able to handle all comers for the upcoming Holiday Bowl.
Perhaps O should check out the so-called "North Pole" and let us know if it's really up to all the hype. You know how the Cowboy Press can stretch the length, er, truth.
Hey! I thought the SPENDLOVE ERECTION COMPANY was first and foremost in the ZFL. Who do these upstart Fishers with their "NORTH POLE" think they are?
I know the owner of the Spendlove Erection Company very well and believe me he ain't got anything that even resembles a north pole.
Spendlove may not have a "North Pole" but he keeps the Lil Hussies cumming... I mean coming!
As the ORIGINAL OWNER AND PROPRIETOR of the North Pole, I can say this...The Spendlove Company's erections have been magnificent through the years. However, the FISHER NORTH POLE ERECTION is a joy to hold. OOPS! I mean behold. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to ALL ZFL participants in this joyous HOLIDAY BOWL XVIIII. Love,S.Claus
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