Zion Football League

December 26, 2010

Parowan Captures Holiday Bowl XIX, Assassins Finish First in Zion Football League 2010 Standings!

(St. George, Utah)_Returning to their championship form of yesteryear, Doug's Zion Football League Parowan Football Team rose from the depths of the 2010 standings to capture the prestigious Holiday Bowl on December 19th in St. George, Utah. Parowan Coach Doug Spendlove beat his children Tim (Heat), and Katie (Gutter Sluts), before arresting Kellie's Criminals in the Holiday Bowl XIX championship game. By winning their seventh ZFL Crown, Parowan rose to seventh place in the final 2010 ZFL standings. The Parowan championship allowed Shawn's Assassins to finish in first place in the Zion Football League standings for the second straight year.

Holiday Bowl XIX was a most festive celebration, thanks in large part to the Fisher Nation who opened their warm and beautifully decorated home and presented a Christmas feast. Santa's helper Jen presented the Zion Football League with a year's worth of supplies to help with publications. Parowan Coach Doug was presented with a statue of his favorite Falcon player and dog breeder, Mickey Vick.

Holiday Bowl Notes
The league's top five teams went a combined 2 wins and 5 losses in Holiday Bowl action…Kellie's Criminals made their first ZFL tourney appearance and almost stole the show…The Criminals out rode the Cowboys 28-17, bombed the Blue Devils 52-36, and then killed the Assassins 40-22 to secure a title game appearance…Katie's Gutter Sluts returned to tournament action drilling Jim's Gold Miners 41-20 and romping over Mike's Posse 56-13…The Gutter Sluts then lost a 45-38 heartbreaker to Parowan in the semi-finals…The Gutter Sluts and Parowan battled to a 10-10 second half tie in that game…Helen's Mynx led Nate's Lost Boyz 28-21 with 19 plays left in their opening round game…The Mynx then threw an interception that the Lost Boyz returned for a 56 yard TD Interception Return…The Lost Boyz went on to win that game 42-28…