Zion Football League

May 22, 2008

Canadian Football Returns to Zion National Park!

(Zion National Park, Utah)_The Zion Football League is proud to announce that for the seventh straight year, Canadian Football - armchair style- will be celebrated with the annual commencement of the Molson Cup tournament at Mike's cabin inside majestic Zion National Park on Monday, June 2nd. Although an average of eight ZFL tournaments are played every year the Molson Cup is the only Canadian Football Rules tournament.
Thanks to the efforts of the Spendlove Erection Company of Hurricane, this year's Molson Cup will showcase three CFL regulation fields, allowing for the first time, multiple games, in the league's only CFL tournament. Although held on a Monday, a tough day for folks to get a day off, this CFL tourney extends it's arms to any potential expansion teams who might want to experience the rush of Canadian armchair football. Activities kick off at 11 am at Mike's cabin inside Zion National Park. Mike will offer up a buffet of green chili, spanish rice, tortillas, and soft drinks in addition to extra treats provided by Helen and Doug, among others.
Molson Cup Notes;
Last year's Molson Cup VI Championship Game between Tony's Toronto Tweakers and Doug's Thunder was the highest scoring CFL Championship Game ever played, a thrilling 57-46 Thunder win...ZFL Veteran Helen Fitzgerald announced that henceforth, her CFL team will be known as the Frogs, in honor of Canada's French Citizens...Jim Cantrell's Gold Miners won 2006's Molson Cup V with a 49-27 romp over Mike's Stampeders...Last year's Molson Cup
semi-final game between Shawn's Assassins and Doug's Thunder stands as the highest scoring game in CFL tourney history...The Thunder punted through a 19 yard Punt Single (Rouge) one the last play of that game to win 63-62...This year's Molson Cup tournament will be seeded by a carefully selected ZFL/CFL committee, with a emphasis placed on as many first time CFL match-ups as possible...Doug Spendlove's new CFL stadium will be known as the Thunderdome...this year's Molson Cup VII championship game will be played in Mike's brand new Stallion Stadium....

2 Comments:

At 11:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

be aware.. the Saskatoon Trouble are looking to become on of the newest franchises in the CFL.

 
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

****BREAKING NEWS****
(Zion National Park, Utah)_Dispite throwing seven interceptions and struggling offensely most of the evening, Mike's CFL Stallions were able to sprint into the endzone, scoring a touchdown, on a 4 yard quarterback option run with two plays left in the game to stun David Eaker's Tundra 21-19. This ZFL-hosted Canadian Football League exhibition game was played at Stallion Stadium last Wednesday night, inside Zion National Park.

The win gives the Stallions their fourth straight victory heading into next Monday's Molson Cup VII Tournament.

 

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